One More Chapter
A twenty two year-old's view on life, death,
and Taylor Swift conspiracy theories
and Taylor Swift conspiracy theories
1. Chris Traeger (Parks and Recreation)We all need a Chris Traeger in our lives. He is positive, uplifting and a great energy to be around. And it's completely genuine. Plus, he is LITERALLY the healthiest person in the entire world. Chris: “I’m engrossed in this book. It’s the true story of a woman born with no arms and no legs who attempted to swim the English Channel.” April: “That’s impossible.” Chris: “Oh, she drowned immediately. It’s kind of a sad story.” Danny Castellano (The Mindy Project)We all need that one friend, you know the kind. The one that is a bit of a smartass but good-looking and with whom you constantly bicker, but occasionally wonder what it would be like to have a relationship with. Mindy: Back off, grandpa.Danny: That's not an insult, ok? Grandfathers are the backbone of this country. Andy Dwyre (Parks and Recreation)Andy is that one friend who isn't quite all there. He is sweet and innocent and everything seems to surprise and delight him. He's like a child in an adult body, and it makes for a very loyal and loving friend, and good entertainment. Andy Dwyer: [Leslie is sick] Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems. Mindy Lahiri (The Mindy Project)This is the friend that just gets you and is always ready to do exactly what you want: stay home, watch Rom Coms and eat shitty food. She is funny, sassy and is confident in herself. So basically you just wish with all your might that, if you hang out around her long enough, she will begin to rub off on you. "Guys over the holiday I had five hams and a goose. Like, I am a wolf in a children's story." Stefon (S.N.L.)Who wouldn't want a friend that can get you into New York's hottest clubs? New York’s hottest club is: Taste Description: Nightlife designer Tranny Griffith is back with an all-new club that answers the question, “Huh?!?” Don’t look for a bouncer — there isn’t one. Instead, the door’s guarded by 10 jacked homeless guys in old-fashioned bathing suits. This place has everything: Ice sculptures, winos, Germfs – German smurfs – a Teddy Ruxpin wearing mascara, an old lady wearing Kid ‘N Play hair, and none other than DJ Baby Bok Choy. DJ Baby Bok Choy? He’s a giant 300-pound Chinese baby who wears tinted aviator glasses, and he spins records with his little ravioli hands. Sorry today's blog is a bit of a cop-out, tomorrow's will be back to my more traditional blogs! Thanks for Reading, Amanda Lucille Song of the DayLittle Lies by Dave Barnes
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